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Yeah, seem to be being pedantic. I have always been through turnstiles 17-18. Went there today and was stopped and searched and told to go to 21-23. Got there and searched again (didn't mind), but why should I have to go through a different entrance? Don't mind, but does seem pedantic and...

I like window cleaning. That should definitely be in the Olympics. That and Queuing. More British golds!

Thanks for all the offers! Nope, I am going of my own accord. Will just take it easy up the steps. No plaster, just bandages!! Look out for a bloke in Homer Simpson extra large slippers! ;)

You should go at 2.55 with Grendel. Be straight in no worries.

Yes, agree. Would also like to see a few adjustments to the formats. Swimming - but with sharks. Competitor in each lane, shark in each lane. The competitors get 5m head start. Javelin throwing - but into a pit of Islamic extremists. The hurdles should have barbed wire on the top and the...

To be quite honest I want to see both hands!

We would have collectively sucked the ball into the net for him.

Okay, well can you least give me extentions then!

Am I too late to request a seat change?

I got the 'hop' but thought you meant it too, cos I can't drive. I know that for certain because I just tried and nearly crashed the car into an old lady on a mobility scooter! ;)

Hmm, I thought Dassey was all over the place because he was of very low intelligence and how no idea of what was going on. Avery too wasn't clever was he and like you say, the cover up would have to have been very well planned.

So you are a hairdressing salesman with a man bag? Okay.... whereabouts in the stadium do you sit? Would just like to know how far away you are ...... or indeed, how close!!!

Especially drivers who think 'because this is a reasonably quiet road I can just cut the corner of the junction.' The amount of times I have had to put on my brakes because the car that has just cut the corner is now on my side of the road as I approach the junction from my direction! How I...

I thought these banks were always on the look out for a variety of sperm from a number of donors rather than the same bloke coming in day in day out all the time.

Mine too, but have given up trying bang the Sky Blue drum with her now anyway. Unless they change their name to Team Zoella, I think she's a lost cause.

And then they would have said 'No, the sun doesn't actually shine out of your arse!' And then he would have promptly pulled down his corduroy trousers and blinded them. It would have been in the papers and everything. Probably covered by the award winning Les Reid.

My wife can drop me off. It's just all the stairs I think I will have a problem with. Going to go for a little walk this morning to see how it feels. No pain at all at the moment, but I just walked up the stairs the bathroom and that gave me some pain. It's the steps that is my main concern...

Sorry to hear about your son. Hope he is better soon.

I might be missing too. :( Will be the first ever opening league home game I have ever missed. Had an operation on my foot yesterday. Still hoping I can make it, but not sure I'll be able to. Might be next time out for me too.

Yeah, it would be brilliant wouldn't it!! :)