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She's literally head of PR for the tories!

She's an absolute embarrassment. Worse than the fawning Dorries who at least is (officially) a tory.

Barry Bannon and Kevin Phillips look like the before and after photos on an advert for a tanning salon.

'Nerves are playing into each others hands' Incredible insight from Kevin Phillips.

Thought we might come to an agreement with him and pay him to move on. Has not looked up to it at this level and we need better to push on in my opinion.

Got fucking hammered on absinthe that night and was a gnats bicep away from getting run over.

Fucks sake!

Starmer refusing to answer questions ad he got on the train reminded me of Johnson hiding in the fridge. This and last nights results will have Ed Davey chuckling away on his yoga mat.

They'll be mixing their metaphors next!

If your not going chain yourself to the post like that Hugh fearnley lookalike at goodison then don't waste everyone's time invading the pitch

Real channelling their inner City

'We're having a fire sale in the summer Mark' 'Sod that, I'm off' 'We'll use some of the proceeds to give you a new contract and big rise' 'Where do I sign?!'

It will work, those daft monkey hangers will fall for it.

Think he's been superb from day one. Really good signing.

Talksport is fucking rotten. Cundy is just the tip of the iceberg. It's full of roasters.

Really? Maybe in Canada

'Scott Parker has got them over the line' Parker from Thunderbirds could have got them over the line with the amount of money they spunked in January. Fairplay to them but they made hard work of it despite the odds being heavily weighed in their favour.

Fuck me, those close ups of their support shouldn't have been shown before the watershed surely?

If we score at Stoke Saturday in a dead rubber we'll celebrate more wildly than they just did. They really are a shitty club with a manager who should be in jail for his jackets. Edit - wrong thread!!

No one wants that mad granny and her dopey fella cutting about the Championship trying to run people over next season. Hopefully they'll be the EPLs problem!