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Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it. They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year...

More like .... Mowbray: Do you have any players we can have Rafa? Rafa: You can have Bigi. Mowbray: What about a striker? Or a midfielder? Rafa: Bigi's available. Mowbray: What about a nice utility player, midfield and defence? You spare us one of those? Rafa: You can have Bigi. Mowbray...

Well, sort of, but more fool me for keep falling for the old 'I'm telling the truth, the bulge in my pants is my purse I promise' routine.

Curses!! Foiled again!!

If it's Armstrong I will spend the night with a ladyboy on each arm.

It will be a goalie, defender, midfielder, or attacker, hopefully.

I'm gathering up frogs and painting them as we speak.

I liked him. He was a different player though in the new year as Fernando said. It was like having two different players. First half of the season he was my favourite player. Second half he became a liability.

I wish. She wears long pleated skirts, has a serious hair cut and is incredibly reserved. Even her pants on her washing line are just plain white boring granny knickers. I'll just stick with Hazel I think.

Do you have one for everyday of the week?

3-1 to the City. Sam Ricketts hat-trick.

Hope Solo: USA goalkeeper suspended for six months for 'cowards' comment - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37182568 Hope Solo called Sweden 'a bunch of cowards' after the US's defeat to the Swedes in the Olympics and as a result has earned herself a 6 month ban. Seems a bit excessive. It...

I do it with the neighbours. There's a lad across the road called Chris who is always angry, so I call him Chris Cross. Then there is a fat bloke next to him with a half shaved head who I call Mr. Mohawk and his family I call the Adams Family. Then next door to him is a fella called Tyrone...

Think we came to the conclusion that £20m would probably do it.

If they all turn up.

The only way we would have a kit like that is because we couldn't afford to the ink to go all round the shirt.

I never wanted to play Black Jack in the past for the fear of it being considered racist. Which, diverting slightly, reminds me of something my 12 year old said the other day. The dog has been having a bit of a problem with loose stools and when my daughter brought her back from a walk I asked...

I might try Chief Dave first, because he sounds like he's the big cheese.

No, with them I have effigies and just stick pins in their eyes.

True, but I always had Grendel as real, Italia as a figment of his imagination and SBK as his valet.