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I don't know. Never met you so have no idea what you look like. Besides, all you need to do is look in the mirror don't you.

Yeah, best ever. Close thread.

My wife is the same with red onions. Tells me they're too strong, but I bloody love them.

My wife gets most upset because our daughter says she doesn't like Russian food. Some of it does smell pretty rank and looks unappealing. They just aim for hearty, warming food though, so looks are less unimportant. My wife makes a lot of stews and soups.

Thing is Oucho, they don't have trouble at rugby and cricket games. At the moment trouble is being controlled within football grounds and skirmishes pretty much only happen outside. Would alcohol in the ground inflame things? Not sure, but it's definitely a possibility.

'She didn't know I was a Midget' by Part Cheesy.

She's an odd one. She used to love cereal and then one day she said she didn't like cereal anymore and she has never had a bowl since. That was 7 years ago. Not one bowl since. Been the same with so many things.

Yeah, but becalm yourself in the knowledge that it is banned when proper sport is on.

It's obvious. The hot dog is for when he gets his knob out so people will think it's the hot dog and not his knob. The popcorn is for the rustling paper to hide the moans and the sweets are for his missus to take away the taste of cum from her mouth afterwards. I should sit somewhere else next...

The tank engine?

I'm telling you, Nick, she WOULD go hungry. 100% no doubt on that. She's done it a few times. Gone from 5 pm at night and hungry to not eating until 7 am the next day and breakfast. I'm not talking about love it/hate it/love it again .I am talking about really like it then don't like it...

Where do they get the kettle from?

Exactly. Beer would be raining down upon the fans below. There are always idiots who will ruin it.

Been impossible for us for her to eat the same. My wife pretty much only eats Russian food and I'm a vegetarian. We have pretty much always had to have three different meals in our house.

Tis though, cos she will eat one thing and then the next time she will say she doesn't like it. Love garlic bread - don't like garlic bread Love eggs - don't like eggs Love ham - don't like ham. I call that picky! ;)

I would love it if the City team came out onto the pitch to the Roobarb and Custard theme tune.

My daughter's always been like that, but to be fair to her she does like fruit and vegetables, so is happy to eat a raw carrot, or a pepper, or tomatoes, anything like that. She would gladly skip dinner and have a whole cucumber and some tomatoes instead.

Who, me with my daughter? She will just go without. She's incredibly stubborn. The 'eat it because you are getting nothing else' just doesn't work with her. You try that she just doesn't eat and will happily go to bed on an empty stomach. You can't win. Never, ever been soft with her, but if...

I would try foods though and used to spit them out. My mum said I would always throw up after eating them. This was well before I ever had chance to decide to be fussy and awkward. From a very, very early age. My daughter is in the latter category. She just won't even try things.

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