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But consistently average. Never poor.

Well let's see what's through the Keogh hole. (get it? through the Key hole but a pun on Keogh omg I am a genius)

I'll swap my hair for Bigirimana's. I have a standard side parting with little quiff, a bit like a failed comb over.

They must be driving past morrisons to get to tesco Cross Point then. I can't blame them, Morrisons ain't a patch on the Tesco Clubcard scheme.

Surely footballers are more like to hit M & S? It's not just football and sandwiches, It's football and M&S sandwiches.

We have a small but good squad, we need one high level striker and one midfielder to provide injury cover. That's it we are not a bad team, but we don't have any goalscorers.

We will pretend to try to sign some players before Thursday, but if we don't then don't worry because there's always the loan window. Come the end of September i will think up some more bull that there was no players out there.

You're all so defeatist. You lot woulda definitely lost at Boro at the weekend. First hint of being beaten and you roll over.

Just cos they are offering money for him doesn't mean he's going.

The forum is being ruined by idiots like this. SBS out!

It doesn't look like his neck. Just a quality ko punch. Hopefully nothing serious.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid...

Welcome to the Board Parks. How can CCFC not afford £350k plus add ons. When selling a house if you spend £1k you may increase the value by £5k. Surely the same works for a football club?

He has not handed in a transfer request. Thats all. The club they are referring to is Rotherham.

Not enough people to make a squad Andy. If you wanna take over arranging it then you can. Theres at least 3 of us.

I asked someone if there is a B&Q in Coventry. "No but there's a C. O. V. E. N. T. R and Y".

I personally don't think he's there yet, BUT he is going to be one of the best players to come out of the academy for as long as I can remember. As a Cov lad that's living out his dream and impressing me, I am happy to give him my support 100% and to be honest he has been far better than those...

Marley and me. Nuff said.

Just to be sure, does everyone here know who that is that Houch has grafted onto Woody?

To summarise he is pretty good though isn't he.