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Just make sure you do the everyday check and that she IS actually a bird. Sometimes it's a good idea to go and have a look round the back to see if anything is tucked behind there.

Yes, it is, but there was always the danger that it was indeed just a honeymoon period. The cracks and inadequacies in the squad are there for all to see. We need at least 3 decent players in, in January.

Looking at the table today makes very depressing reading. 18 games played, just 4 wins. Would any of us predicted that pre season?

No, but I will tell you what is simlarly annoying. Having numbers like 2 5 8 10 and 29 on the lottery and the draw has been 1 4 9 11 and 30. Happened a few times. It's like you are so close, but you are in fact so far away.

Yeah, but that is only available in the form of a host. Unless of course people are half human/half host.

Possible we could be back in the bottom four after Tuesday. Just one point outside the drop zone now. MK Dons have Chesterfield at home and Chesterfield are rock bottom. Thought we had seen the back of the bottom four, but it is starting to loom a little bit large once more.

No, the Missing.

I'm off to watch some watch some decent TV instead. Can't face anymore of following this. Could be a complete thrashing on the cards.

Wrong starting line up? Isn't this about the 4th time people have been saying that over the past few games?

Stevie Gerrard. Do keep up!!!! ;)

Yeah, same here. Very worrying, cos we don't have a cat.

I had no idea what this was about. Just did a quick Google though and saw that he is in I'm a Celebrity. It's a show I have never, ever seen. What's he said or supposedly done?

I see the BBC live reporting cricket website has gone batshit crazy this morning. Been following it on there as I am watching something else on the TV. All was going well in the reporting stakes, but then suddenly it said it was 11.34 and 'that's all for today folks. End of play.' Scrolled...

You sure you don't mean your pencil?

What about a topless woman on a hover bike!

I can understand Le Pen liking Piaf, cos she's outspoken and she regrets nothing.

To be quite honest, I prefer the one on the left. More filling to get you chops around.

Yep. Tend to agree. Be surprised if England get anywhere near 300.

Oh... okay. I remain confused then. Would the same joke work for Gerri Halliwell and Marine Le Pen? ;)

I don't get it either. Has he got a habit of getting angry or something? Get the 90's /89 thing, but why Gary Neville?