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With my eyes closed.

Oddly enough, apart from the very first few films I don't like Carry On at all.

Did you get an email saying you had inherited it off your very rich, but eccentric uncle?

Good call and fare play to you.

They only appeared on Jools Holland recently.

Yeah, just heard. What a shame. :(

Just wondering. If you all had only 3 minutes to live would you spend those 3 minutes asking yourself 'I wish I hadn't wasted all that time arguing about Brexit'?

Let's hope you're not doing the bridegroom speech at the time.

If what you wrote made sense you wouldn't be posting on here.

Three Legs?

We have a hunky carpenter coming round today, so I am fully expecting my wife to get very wet too.

I'll make sure I pass that on.

We all dress like this and it will look like an advert for Burton's.

Knowing my luck I'd get Herpes.

Yep, that works. Cheers!

Will give it a go.

For that comment alone I hope there's a hole in the bloody roof!

Wow! And you were only 42 at the time.

Nope. Same message, saying it is BBC content and not available to view in my country.

Someone once gave me £100 of theatre vouchers for helping them out. That was pretty cool. People offer me money, but I usually turn it down.