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If Steve Evans comes there will be nothing left on the table.

If it is it will be on Crime and Investigation.

I think I know the cousin, Clapham.

Bit harsh on Fleck, that. He wasn't that bad.

Next September.

Yep. My daughter is very, very pretty. As soon as she puts make up on though she looks like a clown. Everyone says she has such a lovely complexion and colour and that she doesn't need make up, but all the 12 year olds are glamming themselves up for school every day, so she wants to too.

And thing is, the photos they put up are always the most beautiful photoshoppingly perfect photos, so they know they look gorgeous in them. Then they type 'Not sure.' Funnily enough, one of my daughter's friends always puts these pics up and they are always heavily photoshopped and embellished...

Yep, the pout is ridiculous. Have you seen the posting of pics too. Nearly always accompanied by 'Not sure' or 'Told to.' Basically just putting up photos for everyone to say oh, you are so beautiful.'

Okay, you do that and I'll do that Andy Thorn one.

They're £3 a pop too, so that's £150. I say to my daughter 'Just think how much you could get in nice clothes for that!' What sort of present is 50 hand gels? Thing is, the parents are buying them for them. My daughter has just 1 and I won't let her have any more of them. Try and reason with...

Yep, true. Unfortunately my daughter is incredibly naive and very easily led and influenced. Try so hard to encourage her to be her own person, but if someone says 'jump' she says 'how high.' Whatever her friends are doing she follows. :(

Funnily enough, I have my missus down as DCHSDGAS for the emergency services. That stands for 'Don't Call Her She Don't Give A Shit.'

Yup! They are all doing the same thing, showing make up tips and 'hauls' of stuff they have bought, mainly lip balms, but also PocketBacs. That's the latest thing. I know my daughter has 50 lip balms and is moaning she can't compete with her friends, one of which has over 200 lip balms...

What ages? All these girls around my daughter are making beauty accounts up on Instagram and the sole goal apparently is to get as many followers as possible. This then in turn leaves them a little desperate for followers and they probably take more risks putting themselves out there. My...

The stats don't lie. Best England manager ever. You name one other England manager with an 100% winning record. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk

Well not me anyway. No pen on no paper, me not believey.

Wee Gordon wants one more look at Dion's trouser snake?

Don't think they have the time or resources to be honest and are dependent on people reporting stuff like that. Tis wrong.

Other thing with my daughter is, that with her being 12 she is at that sneaky stage. They all are. I go on Instagram in the background just to have a look at what's going on and observe and they are all being a little sneaky in terms of trying to get on things they are not allowed to go on, be...

I am. Very happy go lucky. See above. You prefer my daughter bombarded by paedophiles then?