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It is and that's how to met the missus.

At which point did I suggest it was all my own work? The Beeb came up with it and I just thought it was worth sharing.

Yep, been there. Ultimate humiliation.

Let us know if you want any advice, CJ. As I mentioned on another thread, my missus is from Volgograd and all her family live there. Her sister speaks excellent English.

Err, took me about 30 seconds typing it down off my TV screen. Beeb put it up. Didn't take me 15 mins at all.

Yet Wales beat Belgium.

True, but no goals.

Bottom line is he's a striker and he's not scoring. No-one would mind if he could chip in with a few, but he's not scoring at all.

Gulp!!! Anyone seen the potential routes for England? IF we were to win our group it could pan out as: COLOMBIA knock out Then BRAZIL in the quarter final FRANCE in the semi final GERMANY in the final Runner up could pan out as: POLAND knock out Then GERMANY in the quarter final...

Good thing is that Belgium is last and England might already be through by the time they play that game.

Okay, so Volgograd got England's opening game. My wife's family now can no longer get match tickets, but her sister is a tour guide and if anyone who is going wants any helps with hotels and sights and places to eat and drink just let me know. I am happy to pass on my sister in law's details...

I think our only hope is if he has very, very minor nose reconstruction surgery. That would keep him out of action for about three and a half years.

Yeah, scrape through to the quarter finals without at all being convincing. The fact it is Southgate in charge convinces me we won't pull up any trees and will be cautious.

Perspective | Cowboys entered playing ugly, then started ugly. But the Redskins were even uglier. Savage assessment right there. :(

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. That was just awful from the Redskins last night. Two turnovers in the first quarter and then another in the second quarter and it could have easily been another two, and that would have made five in total just in the first half. Lucky it wasn't, but we had another we...

Depends on whether you believe the words in a book written by men for men thousands of years ago. I haven't read all ancient religious scriptures by a long chalk, but I bet pretty much every single one is misogynistic in its thinking.

Well, yeah, but then doesn't Katie Hopkins push boundaries too and start debates?

He tweets with little thought and half the time with little insight either. It's really embarrassing and if he was 13 and you were his dad you'd take the phone off him. The clown certainly shouldn't be the most powerful man in the world.

No, Fern. I used to take her to the beech.

No, but once went out with a girl with legs like tree trunks who I used to hug.