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  1. Otis

    Ryder Cup

    Well that was a blow. Fully expected Rory to get at least a half a point. That now looks like overall defeat I think.
  2. Otis

    Golf

    Very decent of you. :) [emoji106]
  3. Otis

    Golf

    It's not compulsory you know. No-one is forcing you. You don't like my posts put me on ignore. Simple. :)
  4. Otis

    Golf

    Well I think she use to go by the name Volgograd Vulva, but I may be wrong.
  5. Otis

    Ryder Cup

    Not going to happen. Well no win anyway and probably a loss, unless he can win the last two holes.
  6. Otis

    Ryder Cup

    Certainly are. Just hope McIlroy comes out on top, or I think his head may explode! Tit for tat, blow for blow.
  7. Otis

    Golf

    My wife used to be a pro too.
  8. Otis

    Golf

    Sometimes I dream of just hitting the ball full stop.
  9. Otis

    Golf

    I am a very, very, very, very average golfer. I dream of hitting the ball 300 yards. In fact, I dream of hitting the ball 200 yards, or even 150. Reckon I can get about 50 yards with a wedge and about 100 with a 5 iron. Probably the furthest I have ever hit the ball is 170 yards and I...
  10. Otis

    Golf

    Did he say you had a great swing as he was putting your money in the cash register?
  11. Otis

    Lee Burge

    Yep from Buffoon to Buffon would be nice.
  12. Otis

    Gentleman's Game...

    I don't like to ever label people, but the phrase 'Northern Monkey's ' somehow springs to mind.
  13. Otis

    I had almost forgotten

    Ooh err .......
  14. Otis

    Tim Fisher

    Which ones? I have them all filed alphabetically, so you need to be more specific and then I can ascertain if they are in Warehouse 1, 2 or 3.
  15. Otis

    I had almost forgotten

    Since you last had a bacon sandwich?
  16. Otis

    Tim Fisher

    Yep, that doesn't sound right all. Fisher said he hates Sisu? And how on earth did he come over to those fans without being thrown into the tracks? I can't believe for a minute he would have said all that in front of a bunch of angry fans and for them to expect bad news.
  17. Otis

    Ode to Tone

    And the pils. :)
  18. Otis

    Manager watch

    Yep, get that logic. All that is available now are out of contract players and they are surely going to be nowhere near match fit and will need a 'pre-season.'
  19. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Ours is too. Unfortunately she is racist and ableist. She only growls and barks at black people and those with disabilities. It's quite embarrassing and I am now thinking about taking her Swastika collar off for good. I have to pretend she barks at everyone.
  20. Otis

    Goals vs Port Vale (Skysports link)

    Two very poor goals from a defensive standpoint for sure. We would be ripping our team to pieces over that pair of efforts.
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