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My mates son was 18, and the family lived out in the sticks where roadkill = dinner. Anyway, one night he saw this deer lying in the road. He stopped, checked it, and it was not long dead, so he strapped it to his bonnet and drove home carefully. When he got on their driveway, he shouted his...

2. Was filling car up with petrol, and got hit by another car. He missed the brake as he came into the garage, and hit the rear of my car. Odd feeling to have to move forward 2 feet mid fill up..!!

I did shout at the cow that did it, but he denied it, saying it was the udder one...take up your beef with him... (yes, they were talking cows...) ;)

Seeing that Stokes appears to have had his wing mirror smashed by another car, I wondered who has had their car damaged in an odd way? I've had a few of these. 1. Going down a country lane in Wiltshire, came to a stop as a herd of cows heading towards me. As they passed, one of the big buggers...

Seems he's taken it in good humour, so fair play

Stayed in Santa Barbara a few weeks ago. Very nice place.

I didn't know Jason Statham was a City supporter....

Sat next to a couple from North Wales while on holiday last year. She told me the North are the "real" welsh, and the south are a waste of space.... As I was on holiday, I didn't bother to tell her my dad was from the south. He always said how rude they were in the North. He was right I think...

Although it's not his defending that worries me. it's those stray passes under no pressure. He usually makes 1 or 2 in a game. He's not alone, Stones did the same last night, as did Dier. (who offers not a lot as far as I can see - penalty an exception)

Spend more time talking to my Dad. He died when I was 17, and there is lots of stuff I could have asked, but wasn't interested at the time.. His Navy career, places in the world he went etc etc I was too busy hanging with my pal's and chasing girls lol

well, he was in the RB position when he cocked up last night.... Edited to add: It's his passing to the opposing forwards when he's under zero pressure that concern me. A new role shouldn't really affect that I would have thought.

Grandchild's birthday party...not good form to miss that...! (need to find a way though...)

A cheat supporting more cheats. Sounds about right for him.

Walker has always got a "lets gift them a goal" moment in him, which is a shame, as he's not a bad player.

It was just too hard to resist, otis. I remember on gmk, someone posted about Gordon Strachan, and said he couldn't look more Scottish if he tried, unless he wore a big red beard and a kilt...Curtis replied, saying...so, he could have looked more Scottish then? That one has always stuck in my...

So, they're not the EXACT lines she had to do then.... :-)

Doesn't google have a "text to speech" functionality on android? No idea if Aussie is covered...

They do, but only if you've got your own couch to lie on... ;) Actually, that's a good idea. Worth checking out.

If you need something to help, then you need something to help. That doesn't have to be drugs though. Try counselling? They must have some type of support system over there? If you decide to go the drugs route, try to see a specialist, not just a gp. There are drugs to help that are far less...

Was that the accidental knee in the bollocks?