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Papaya, mango and banana smoothie please, Daz.

It's rife.

I wonder if we've got Oggy's address and phone number?

Only cos I looked online to see their score. As soon as I saw they were losing heavily I switched the TV on.

Look at that Arsenal team.

I must take umbridge with BT just now. They say that if Forest beat Arsenal today it will be the shock of the round, despite Arsenal fielding a very, very weakened team. Hmmm...... The shock of all shocks they just called it. Grrrr!!!!

It's a quadruple whammy. City win Wasps lose Cov win And No fooker was sitting in my seat at the Ricoh today (paused the TV to check). Always check despite the fact I can usually tell after a Wasps game cos my seat always smells of marinated olives and sandal leather.

You don't get 3 points in cup football, it's a straight knock out, stu.

A bit similar to a wagon jumper.

Exactly where I am with him, Johnny. If we can replace him, then great, if not, I think he is our best option for that position of target man (also helps in his favour that he's the only target man we have anyway too, mind).

I'm no expert, but I believe it is easier with Cheetos.

50% of them are brain-dead and the other 60% of them can't hear you because of their cauliflower ears. Oh and they can't add up either.

Maybe he was, but did we starve him of service?

Fook flying they give a don't. Rearrange these words into a coherent sentence.

My daughter's 13. I will get out my calculator and get back to you.

Mine was when my missus went to Russia for three weeks and the daughter and I partied like it was 1999.

There are indeed a number of much bigger clubs.

You will be known as Peter Couch from now on.

Okay. I did know it was a borough, as they mentioned it on 5Live yesterday, but didn't know Fylde itself was so small. No threat to the Citizens just yet then, eh!

Something nutty please.