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Socks are the happening thing, man. Even when I was making love to my missus and she was moaning that I couldn't perform anymore, I told her to put a sock in it.

And when he turns us down it will be Freddy Adieu.

Errm, with hindsight maybe I shouldn't have used the word 'kill.'

Unfortunately (and fortunately) she is not here with me. All on my todd. Got several hours to kill.

Mental weakness IS a big factor. They need to man up and stop feeling sorry for themselves.

He did. It was to put salt in the coffee and sugar in the sausage sandwich.

Weird isn't it. I am sitting here and have been thinking where I would hide if a gunman started opening fire. :( Done it 2 or 3 times lately after attacks when I am at somewhere iconic or symbolic. Very sad to think that way.

He didn't just offer me coffee, he offered the frothiest coffee from Frothville Main Street, Frothvilleshire, Planet Frothy.

Hope not. Would explain the heightened security here at the British Museum. Just came in about 30 mins ago and there's a lot of security on. :(

I ran out of socks but just had a cup of tea with Baldrick. Sorry just had to name drop .... oh and when I say 'with' I mean we sat on the same table at the British Museum cafe. It's still 'with' though isn't it?

Thank God for that, cos I read it upside down hanging from a ladder.

You'll come up empty handed.

Good luck Torch and if you don't make it then I suggest we make a Get well soon Torch flag and wave it about at Wembley, so at least you can see it on the TV.

Yep, yours while you were at work.

Yeah, me too. Maybe we are all just a little bit trigger happy at the moment.

I am out with Big Tone now. I have apologised.

You are the only one on here who has mentioned 'amazing!' You did it this morning too. No-one else on here, not a single person, has mentioned anything about amazing signings or amazing defences. You are the only one. Have a day off from yourself why don't you. Do SBT a big favour...

I'm dead excited. Can't wait!! !! Should be a great atmosphere for once. Two years time we could be dreaming about being in the EFL Trophy and a trip to Wembley. Embrace it while you can. Could be our last stab at glory for some time.

I'm not sure they are that high to be honest.