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Don't encourage her, she'll do a Knock Knock joke on you!! lol:laugh:

Probably that skyblueprincess, rat tat ginger!

Knock, knock

I hear that Fabrice Muamba was watching Match of the Day at the weekend wearing a Get Well Soon Liverpool shirt!:D

No, what he said was "wa*k me off before you go go" but that's bye the bye. If we escape relegation this year it will probably be considered the best relegation escape of all times for us. I hope we do but if it means we are in exactly the same position 12 months down the line, let's go down...

Just got back from Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the...

This place gets worse:) Have a great evening.

Go on then Princess, who's there?

I was mid-stroke with the wife last night when I just stopped and held the same position, deadly still for a few seconds. 'What the hell are you doing?!' she asked. 'Don't worry love', I replied, 'i've seen them do this position on RedTube loads of times, it's called "buffering"'.

My other half asked me to kiss her somewhere smelly last night so I drove her to Hillfields.

Someone asked me if it was too early for Muamba jokes? I said I didn't know. I'm sure the Diana jokes came out quicker.

Hear, hear. If he makes a recovery, what will his quality of life be? I read his heart stopped for two hours, would the brain have been starved of oxygen as a result?

That Ben Fogle always reminds me of Prince William!

That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat!!

Hmmm, short, sweet and succinct! I salute you sah!:D I suggest everyone gives him pelters at the end of the game or when he comes off for subbing.

I'll still support them in Division 1:laugh:

Sounds like an ex of mine!:slap: Look, everyone is entitled to their opinion and if their opinion is negative it probably looks like a moan. Mathmatically, we are well in the hunt to escape relegation and I hope we do. My opinion, for what it's worth, is that we are going to struggle based...

How does an Arsenal fan beat the queues when leaving the Emirates? They wait for the match to finish.:D

What do you call a lifelong Chelsea fan? An eight year old!:p

Oh yes, 10/10 for that one:D