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Kelly's erection, couldn't fit it in the first announcement

England’s batting so far:

Well this is shit. Looks like the Roses derby is going to be rained off later too which is an extra kick in the nuts.

How the fuck has Winviz got us at 52%?!

The match essentially hinges on the tail sticking around long enough for Bairstow to get a century here

Because we keep playing at it essentially. They've set up a field with men back to catch so the best thing is to just duck them and put away anything on a length. But bazball probably dictates that isn't entertaining enough.

Just refusing to learn here, and now we've got Broad against the short ball.

Not a great start to the day...

The proper thing to do would have been to keep quiet. Who cares about the speculation, it's exactly that. Just be grown up and ignore it rather than dive in because people are saying nasty things. Can't see Darren Moore putting his side across at any point, he'll just stay out of it with dignity.

Jesus wept, need to make them pay for that no ball now

Chansiri now come out and said Moore was asking for 4x his current salary and he couldn't accept that. Didn't like the speculation going around so made this statement/short novel. https://www.swfc.co.uk/news/2023/june/dejphon-chansiri-club-statement/

Even when these 2 are going well I never feel they're far from getting out. That being said we're ahead of the where the Aussies were (73-1, 23ov) and if they can get this partnership to 100 I'll be cautiously optimistic. Depends what state Pope is in as well. All well and good him coming out...

Thank fuck for that

The marriage is new, the rest of it isn't.

Shouldn't they have declared by now? Pussies.

Turned up 8 days too late

Squawka touting him as a potential replacement for Harry Kane...

Robbie Keane now manager at Maccabi Tel Aviv

Easy win in the end. Watching Buttler and Livingstone do their thing is a joy.