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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed!

She won't be there, it's red wine night at Wetherspoons

Who are you calling a tosser?

That would make him a PNEIS, doh!

You got three of the five letters, just missing the I and the S. Rearrange them and that's what you are!

I'll be booing if the prick kisses the badge!

Course he has, he was the accountant up until 2 years ago!!

Even he isn't thick enough to do this, is he?

Always thought he was dodgy, now he's doing a Thomas Hiltz on us.

It's done wonders for recruitment in the area!

Fook me, I hope he's got Rail Planner as a phone app!!

This wouldn't even happen in FIFA!!

Not at all surprised how his life ended up, total knob!:whistle:

Look at all the ones who have gone before him in his kind of situation (half a decent season and a 'star' in the lower leagues) and tell me how many have gone onto bigger and better things long term?

Are you off your medication again?:facepalm:

Didn't know this, fair play to you Sir!!

The Duffer in the Puffa..................comic genius from The Sun!

Pray tell, what in fact was this legitimate and important enquiry?

The two faced Welsh twat Bellend tops my list, closely followed by Marlon King and that murdering piece of scum, Lee Hughes. I can only assume thaiskyblue never saw him play in our colours. Yes, he was past his very best but he gave his all, so to put him on the biggest wanker list is a...