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Not for me mate, 3 stops up the line!!

Did you have to say that, I'm off 'ome for me tea in a few minutes!

Hold on a minute, the Met couldn't find 3 bodies in the garden of a house they visited in response to a missing person report. Some coppers couldn't find their own dicks in the dark!

As I've said on another site, the referee was a total wand and I reckon he had a Sheff Utd shirt on under his refs shirt. I can't remember watching a game where the refereeing decisions were so non consitent. As for the hand ball, ball over the line goal, well, if the officials don't watch the...

Can I come and park at your place?

How can you do a like for like comparison of a club like Ajax against ours?:facepalm: Of course they've got everything bigger and better than us, they are a much bigger club.

Someone, somewhere has a brown bag full of cash as a result of this, mark my words!:facepalm:

Fook me, I thought it was Kathy Burke

Said in a Brian Clough voice "Take your hands out of your pockets, young man"

Same one who shacked up with Daniella Llloyd. If so, tell him to fook off, we don't want his sort at our club. He was rank average at Spurs and thought he was God's gift at Wolves.

Nowt to do with the Sky Blues but why is everyone wetting themselves about a family of 12 going to join ISIS? Beyond me, let the f*ckers go, it's 12 less for us to worry about, think of all the benefits we'll save! Bye 'eck, I feel better for that!

It's a no-brainer, it has to be the diving Houchen header at Wembley...........closely followed by the donkey kick!

Me, I shall be spending as much time in the sun as possible thinking up new insults for the tossers who own our great club.

aka Heywood Jablomey on GMK. There were some complete nutsacks on there but most of them were harmless. They've probably been captured now and their medication upped.

It's a bit like the tail wagging (no pun intended) the dog! Is TM so arrogant that he thinks he can dictate who goes and who stays at the club? I don't think so.

Good luck to him on that one then!:slap:

It'll be Timmy! He's going to rush onto the pitch at full time brandishing a Samuri sword and will promptly jump onto it.

Good point there Capitan:blue:

Fatty Waggott doesn't take to the pitch, neither does the wicked witch of the west so, much as I'd love to say SISU, the blame has to rest with the players who have shown they are not good enough to compete consistently at Division 1 level. End of:whistle:

What's a contract? They mean absolutely Jack Shit and are not worth the Andrex they are written on in the business world of football. The next player I see 'kissing the badge' will have a spell put on him!:jerkit: