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He was awesome, shame about the bra though. WTF is that all about? How long we'll be able to hold onto him in Div 2 is another matter.

Fabulous day topped off by actually winning the Shitatrade trophy. Just one thing, couldn't believe how many Cov fans were smoking dope at the fanzone. The old bill must have turned a blind eye coz Stevie Wonder would have detected it!

That's cutting it fine isn't it?

That, my friend, is an excellent point. Should be interesting!

If I were an ex player I would be bloody ashamed at the way the current owners are running our once great club and I would tell them to shove their 'free' Wembley invite right up their Marmite motorway.

See what odds you get at Paddy Power for that one!

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The old 'asking for a friend' question who isn't on this site. Can they take a rucksac into Wembley with the food for their kids? Usual stuff, sarnies, drink, crisps....you know the shit kids eat. They also asked about cameras. Dad is a keen photographer and has all the pukka gear but wasn't...

Hope that's not a euphamism!

Don't forget Houchen who scored that wonder goal and maybe we could ask Gary Mabutt if he fancies a stroll onto the pitch and what about.......... Look, Robbins is the manager and the manager leads out the team. Oggy, great servant but I agree with previous posters, has never turned out a...

Parking in some blokes drive in Harrow, gonna be a bit of a come down from a private jet from Marbella but need some pennies for a cheap flight back to Marbs to continue the stag week.. Either way,win or lose, alcohol will be consumed in large amounts.

You evil bastard!

Hope he stuck it right up her mud trumpet!

What a bout a don't care option?

Astroturf, it'll be skins or shirts next! I remember the old classic answer given by (Garth Crooks if memory serves me well) wh asked did he prefer grass or astroturf he said he'd never smiked astroturf!!

No shit, Sherlock!

Let's start at Jewsons, then move to Travis Perkins, a quick hop over to Homebase finishing off with a bit of stock taking at Wickes. That should just about cover it.

Ticketmaster has always been shite at sending stuff out. Quick enough to take your cash and charge you handsomely for the priviledge but downright rank at supplying the right goods. Why do companies like this continue to be allowed to operate.

Who cares, we are Div 2 bound, does it really matter which date it is actually confirmed on? It won't be down to bad luck, unlucky breaks, bad refereeing, injured players. Top and bottom of it is that we are not good enough, I feel sorry for all those fans who claim we are too big a club to be...