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Kompany managing Burnley to a, for the most part, gutless relegation, with his incompetence set to be rewarded with an even better job at Bayern. It's actually comforting to see that some aspects of the workplace are universal!

Look, I don't need this, I inhaled my favourite whistle this morning

If E = MC squared, then EMC = promotion I'll fetch my coat...

Would it not be a comma after "hell"?

Do we now call Rishi the wally without the brolly?

Americans talking about the implication of the date chosen. If we consciously tried to ensure we did not conflict with a country celebrating independence from the UK, we'd have very few dates to choose from. Same as Coventry City, it's tough being fucking huge

I didn't really listen to Sunak much, I was too fixated with how wet and shiny his shoulders were becoming

Announcement due imminently

In fairness, wages has a direct government mechanism it can use to influence, the legal minimum wage, but inflation is usually market-driven. I guess this is the problem of laissez-faire economics

I am absolutely no Tory, but surely they should realise it is now or never? Simply feed the line that they "got Brexit done", "combated inflation" and "got the economy growing again" repeat ad nauseam

Based on what I have read, it's looking like a General Election will almost certainly be announced today, most likely at 5pm. Date doing the rounds is the 04/07

The Cabinet are shortening/delaying trips all over the place. Could be announced as early as this evening

Yeah, because Ireland isn't very well known for its neutrality or anything...

But if Vincent Kompany leaves Vincent Kompany's Burnley, who would take over from Vincent Kompany at Vincent Kompany's Burnely? Jeez, I'm off to support London Wasps if we become "somebody's Coventry City"!

Hence the emergency dinghies and rafts on airplanes certified for long-haul overwater travel. Dual-engine failures are very rare, as far as I am aware, and airplanes can fly with one engine. Fortunately, a dual-engine failure usually occurs at a high altitude which gives pilots a quite long...

How about thinking about the vastness of space instead. Light travels at 186,000 miles per second, yet takes over four years to reach even the closest star to Earth except the sun... did that help?

Fear of heights, small spaces, an inner ear dysfunction and good old British Xenophobia has put me off flying, to be honest.

Jeez, to think, we were once beset by both Wasps and SISU. I wouldn't wish my own worst enemy on one of them, let alone both, yet we were subjected to both of those (insert proverbial here) and for many years!

I need a job and proficient in Microsoft Office packages (at least according to my CV), I can teach them....which way is Sheffield, again?

Thanks for sharing this. KP comes across very well and agree with every word!