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He can't head the ball. He has a Toblerone head.

You can't miss me at the station. I will be the one with the very big wheelbarrow.

Yeah, agree. I think it was that, and that of his laces being tied together, the super glue inbetween the fingers on his gloves and the chilli pepper powder that had just blown into his eyes.

Yep. Might as well give Dev Kelly-Evans and Spence a go. Saw Spence the once and although he was raw he was very tricky and had a good deal of pace about him too. I would also like to see Ponticelli given a place on the bench as long as he's fit. Give him 10-15 mins off the bench and give him...

It is. Fed up of silly littl puns! Every time I hear one I go to sleep.

I'm excited for next season, but then I AM an idiot.

That sounds too cheap. That's almost a pound less than their true value. No idea what to sell my fiver for. Anyone want an AK 47?

Nope. No sign of mine yet. :(

I have actually got an AK47 one. Got given it in change on Tuesday. No idea how much it is worth though. Advice was to look on eBay. Did so and am none the wiser. When you type in AK47 £5 note the listings come up as follows from individual sellers ... 1. £7.50 2. £5,000 3. £7.50 4. £4,700...

Couple of quid? Outrageous!!! I have £27.55 in my account and an AK47 new £5 note!

There you go, altered it accordingly for you.

The barber didn't come over for the Leicester game on Tuesday did he?

You rang?

Yeah, just throw my dead body on to the pitch. That might get some media attention. 'Dead body stops game.'

Well I could of course come and pick them up myself, but then I would be implicated.

Don't say that yet. We still have a chance of staying up.

Can you drop them on my wife?

Ask Don. ;)

Yeah. I am incredibly cheered upon hearing this. I think if you open you window slightly and listen very, very much carefully, in the distance you can just about hear the death knell.

That's my missus' favourite highlight too.