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Blank canvas. You start your own new party. What would be your core beliefs and aims and policies? I keep hearing of Theresa May talking about us being strong and stable, but for me a fairer and more equal society would be much, much higher up on the agenda. As sure a bear shitting in the...

Tits out.

Yeah, wow, great, beautiful ..... err..... who's Sarah Janet Mee?

Not really. She is much more likely to say the future is grim, there are no options left and the club is sliding into obscurity, isn't she?

I got 10 for depression and 11 for anxiety. It said to see a GP, but then of course anyone who is a City fan must surely both be depressed and anxious. Going to be a big queue at all our local surgeries for sure.

You only watch episode 3 and it's going to confuse the hell out of you.

Well I rang Aussie 118 118 (811 811) to ask. That cost me though eleventy billion dollars a minute.

Cost apparently.

Sort of need to know now and right now, this instant, but hey, it is what it is. I have told her to say it like 'partches'. Sounds more Cockney than Aussie, but it's better than the Keira Knightly delivery she was doing earlier.

She can say 'Australia' and 'kangaroo' and 'strewth' in an Aussie accent, but 'pouches' comes out all rose of England posh.

Is it 'pouches', or 'pouches', or 'pouches?' Seriously though, anyone know? Been watching YouTube vids of people talking about kangaroos, but can't find anyone mentioning 'pouches.' My guess is partches. We are off to London shortly and my daughter has to say 'pouches' in an Australian...

I'm all loved up my friend.

You have to be in gay relationship to vote for Brexit?

And just how big is the pool of Icelandic players? When you watch England, half the time they are tactically set up wrong or lacking passion, or it is the wrong player selection. A better manager than Southgate I am convinced would have us competing better.

Errrr.... no. Episode 3 goes off on a right old tangent.

Shame a game of football lasts 90 isn't it. :)

Yep. You.

True. Joy's intentions are usually filtered down LIKE an under 11.

Almost goodnight Vienna already.

This is terrible. According to one witness, he went over to the block when he saw the fire because he had friends inside. The left side of the building was in flames, but the other side wasn't and when he went round that side he said that residents were just looking out of their windows not at...