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http://www.worldfootball.net/spieler_profil/marvin-hasselbaink/This site reckons he's been with Almere City, who seem to be a Dutch second-tier side.

You'd think the part about them getting promoted to the Premier League would be enough of a giveaway.

Umm, this is somebody's account of their Football Manager game. Aldershot didn't play in the Championship, dump Chelsea out of the FA Cup or get promoted to the Premier League last season.

Where did you see about him playing for Aldershot?

Apparently Smeekes has four caps for the Netherlands Antilles since 2008. Unless they've only played four times, how is that possible? I could play for the Netherlands Antilles if I knew a guy who could knock a passport up.

Why not give McDonald a first chance? You seem to have ruled him out already and yet want Freddy Eastwood to have his 34th crack of the whip.

Gentleman's agreement in business? Oof.

I've lost count of the amount of times I've heard about his supposed ability and that he'll eventually 'come good'.

Platt's smooth-talking his way into people's affections here, he must be catnip to the ladies.

People who paid to vote for him will kick up a stink. Of course, they've paid to vote on X-Factor so nuts to them.

If Asian billionaires did take over, attendances would surely rocket and people might at last be able to stop calling the Ricoh Seoul-less.

And eat more Weetabix.

What's this skim thing automatically adding links to posts? Bit dodgy.

He's not really done much this season as yet (that cracking tight finish aside) but anyone that actively wants to play for the club gets my support. All hands on deck and all that.

For any of his faults in his game, Platt's always struck me as a solid and decent chap.

If my management experience is anything to go by, we can rocket up the table by repeatedly loading the game again until we get the desired result.

So once King and Gunnarsson are back in the team we'll be good to go!

Leon McKenzie's one of this generation's more underappreciated sages. Let's hear his latest musings: Really makes you contemplate existence.

Definitely, but the concerns about inexperience can't really go away that quickly, and in the face of a slump it's natural they'd come to the fore. Of course, there isn't a manager alive who hasn't been new at some point, but any doubt at the moment is justifiable, even if time will prove it wrong.