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So you don't have Prime? If you don't have Prime I would say Netflix most definitely.

Yep. You get Netflix on the fire stick.

A queue waiting for a job on a building site. The foreman at the desk shouts 'Next!' A man steps forwards. 'Name!' asks the foreman. 'Marks N Spencer' says the man. 'I've got no time for clowns' says the foreman. 'Clear off. Next!' The next in line steps forward. 'Name!' again asks the...

Bit harsh on Nick and Pasty that isn't it?'

The Ramones Iggy Pop & Richard Hell and the Voidoids

A man goes out to a restaurant with his wife and entire family. They order starters and when the waiter brings them out to the table the man notices the waiter has his thumb in his soup. The man turns to his wife and in an angered, whispered voice says 'He's got his thumb in my bloody soup!'...

But then of course as soon as the cameras were switched off he went home and kicked the cat.

On the other hand, I may well be a Tofu loving XTCite vegetarian and where do I sign for this secret lentil club?

Not me! That sounds like a right old wet lettuce-faced dweeb. Give me a raw pigs liver any day and wrap it up in blood soaked entrails for good measure. Vegetarianism, pah!! I fart in its general direction.

That would keep everyone away.

Dion Dublin surely!!!!

Yep, another good call.

Saw the Cocteau's at Wolverhampton Civic Hall. An absolute delight. Just beautiful and what a voice! !

Sparks would be great fun!! Still going? If so it might well be a very good call. New Order would be fab. Would absolutely love that.

I don't recall that at all.

Yeah, good shout, but I think they are completely done and dusted. KraftworK, Depeche Mode, Eels or Devo!!! I know a mate of mine who flew over to the States just to see Devo. Totally just a flying visit, in and out. I was dead jealous.

Not Wingy's?

Would guess it will be appearance related. First team games, international appearances etc. Small initial fee and then add ons as he progresses through the ranks.

Wee'd in her pants in all the excitement and didn't want to go down in history as 'Old Yellow Stain.'

Yup and they were just queuing up to gather bricks.