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I might actually stay up all night watching sad Tories.

Think you’re on the wrong website mate.

Yeah but Starmer has no idea what it’s like to be a multimillionaire in California, so swings and roundabouts.

Only if you’re innumerate :P (probably)

Really don’t understand why people want three centrebacks over Ayari

haha I literally had this convo over text with the missus the other day

Just change your settings?

boo your quick wit

Nah we should play the rest of the league at once like those grandmasters playing chess in Central Park

Don’t you mean Southampcity?

Got to be a CB no need for three on the bench.

Just arrange for a few chemtrails overhead.

It was a bad joke because it read like you’d been told inaccurate figures. I’ll get me coat

We’ve got O’Hare Callum O’Hare I just don’t think you understand We signed him on a free And that is how he’ll leave We has Callum O’Hare

Why are you telling us you know them if they’re inaccurate?

Neurology, needed emergency brain surgery but found everyone I came into contact with (bar one Karen nurse) an absolute gem.

I mean like “if a coach or parent abuses then instant loss” or something. Would stop it pretty quickly.

Fuck. Now they’ll probably want to keep him. Even though he is fat and shit

one dick a day for life or 100 days? And when you say “at once”?? 🤨

LMAO fucking autocorrect. Huge respect to you sir, they saved my daughter life.