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I've still got them in a drawer somewhere, though one of the lenses has a bit of a scratch on it

His Brazilian name is Fazzdeano.

Are there any footballers called Shields? Either that or someone with the initials SR.

I am.going to wait until he is announced and then say I knew it was him, but I just couldn't say anything.

Or a heterosexual one.

But not between midnight and 5am

I bet it wasn't there a quarter of an hour ago.

Where!!! Where?!!!!!

Oh. I had better stop hoovering then and not sellotape that ripped piece of paper together.

I think we will sign a footballer.

No, it just looks like it. You still talking about Panda, right?

Saracens?

Is he any good?

The powers that be seem to want us to not have happy retirements don't they. People are living longer, but at 75 you are much more likely to have health issues that curtail a lot of things you could maybe doing at 65. I know I have arthritis in my fingers and knees. Not too bad now, but I hate...

He has certainly given us a new dimension for sure.

Well at least it won't be 5-0.

When I say 'updated', I obviously mean within the last 40 years.

Are you? I didn't know that. Is that a updated rule? Always used to be that you had to carry on with just 10 players.

If we can get a 200 run lead it could be interesting tomorrow.

He was immortal. Now he's not.