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I actually used to work with a bloke called John Bullock and he had about 7 kids. I saw him in town with all the family one day and he introduced them all to me for the very first time and I just came out with 'What a load of Bullock's.' Not my finest hour.

Yep. Today's motto should be... 'Put down the bottle and show some bottle.' The only people who should be getting hammered today are Notts County.

I have to go to Birmingham, so can't follow the match. Going to record Gillette Soccer Saturday and then when I come home, let it all play out as if in real time. Always find when I don't know the score it's all a bit of a shock to come home and find a 2-0 defeat just staring at you...

It is farcical though, CVD. Why couldn't he be just be brought in for questioning rather than on suspicion of murder? How would you feel if someone broke into your house and after a struggle you stabbed the person in self defence and the next thing you know you are arrested on suspicion of...

Ah, right. Unfortunately, my laptop is all in colour. Should I go and seek out one of the 1980's old Amstrad's you think?

I mean no charges, no further action to be taken.

Yeah!! Time to unite!!! Time to get the 3 points! Can we do it though with the likes of bloody Burge and Haynes etc., The useless piles of donkey poo.

Peter Barnes?

Now been released with no further action. Farcical.

It's all very sad though when a 5-2 defeat is an improvement on the score from the previous match.

And Geoff Foster's post match interview will include the question 'Now that you are out of the play off places, will this change your dinner plans for this evening and will you wear a different training top at Ryton on Monday?'

Who the hell is Vicktorias Visa?

Never mind that, this was yesterday and I could see someone said it was a joke, but it is only now, one full day later that I have finally got the joke.

This is such a massive game and though it may well be a bit of a cliché, our season could be defined upon it. Draw is fine. Win would be fantastic and get us right back on track and a further defeat will surely have us out of the playofff places and could scupper our campaign. This game is so...

I was scared stiff of the police when I was little.

Nope! I just asked for a pearl of wisdom from her and her response was 'The only free cheese you will get is in a mouse trap.' Not sure that helps.

Well, I agree, but it doesn't make sense that if Russia wanted to kill him that he's still alive.

Yep, got all that. Even when I was completely innocent and got picked up by the police once by mistake, my parents said I must have done something wrong.