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If Ben Stokes say the earth is flat, the earth is flat. If Ben Stokes wants me to have his babies, I will have his babies. If Ben Stokes says no deal, it will be no deal.

I do think we are going to be so close, but just lose out by a run or two.

This will be up there with one of the best ever if we pull this off

Stokes is one hell of a cricketer. Wow!!

Not long now. Will we experiment for the last two tests you think?

Crazy. He had just one ball to face. Just put a straight bat on it, pat it to the ground. Daft shot that for the last ball of the over.

What if I haven't seen Joe Gilgun in anything at all?

That's it I think.7 down.

Yes, I know that. I mean Woakes has to stay with him. Down to Woakes to stay there. The only one left capable I think, unless Leech has another mesmerising performance.

Or maybe not..... Down to Woakes now. Think this may be over soon if we aren't careful.

Yup. Same.

Still think we may end up short. These two need to stay in I think.

Yeah, but how tall are they?

Sir David Attleborough?

Yes, break it to him gently.

Why, is apartheid still prevalent then?

Erm..... don't you mean you are in Orlando trying to get someone to buy our Mickey Mouse club?

Vey hot weather plus beer equals passed out in a beer garden somewhere.

He needs to save a baby from a burning building first, before then crashing his car into three lamp posts and assaulting a police officer. He's also slicing up the half time oranges.

'Baka - does what Baka does.' That's what I'm worried about.