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Ozark looks good, coming next week to Netflix. A crime drama. All episodes released simultaneously. Starring Jason Bateman and Laura Linney. About a financial advisor who has been money laundering for a drugs cartel but then escapes to move away and try and live in hiding.

Kid goes up to his dad and asks 'Dad, what's a transexual?' and the man says 'Not sure, go ask your mum, he'll know.'

That does make sense!! Perhaps it is that then. I am not even that keen on watching golf, but have been doing so for a whole week just to see if someone suddenly says the answer in the bleedin commentary!!! You know when things just eat away at you and even though it is not that important you...

Can anyone please answer this question for me re the Irish Open last week and the Scottish on now!! No matter what I type in on the intenet I can't find the answer. Confusing the hell out of me. Ian Poulterer just played the 9th hole and it completed his round. Last week I was watching...

Okay, here is the full festival line-up. Friday night - Electro Night Depeche Mode New Order Human League Devo Saturday night - Band night Muse Elbow Eels Royal Blood Sunday - Hits Day Madness Tilbrook and Gifford Sparks Mott the Hoople Be like a dream for me, that.

If you like gritty detective stuff, Bosch is very good. Bit like an American Luther. He's a maverick cop who no-one seemingly cares for too much.

What about Mr. Robot and Bosch? The Man in the High Castle (first series) and Sneaky Pete? Some very good Amazon Original programmes. Patriot is quite good too.

Yeah, shame about Tom Petty and Bob Dylan isn't it.

I love it, Bob. Big thumbs up from me.

Netflix then. Amazon do make some great shows, but you have to be a Prime member to watch them. netflix is £7.99 a month I think.

So you don't have Prime? If you don't have Prime I would say Netflix most definitely.

Yep. You get Netflix on the fire stick.

A queue waiting for a job on a building site. The foreman at the desk shouts 'Next!' A man steps forwards. 'Name!' asks the foreman. 'Marks N Spencer' says the man. 'I've got no time for clowns' says the foreman. 'Clear off. Next!' The next in line steps forward. 'Name!' again asks the...

Bit harsh on Nick and Pasty that isn't it?'

The Ramones Iggy Pop & Richard Hell and the Voidoids

A man goes out to a restaurant with his wife and entire family. They order starters and when the waiter brings them out to the table the man notices the waiter has his thumb in his soup. The man turns to his wife and in an angered, whispered voice says 'He's got his thumb in my bloody soup!'...

But then of course as soon as the cameras were switched off he went home and kicked the cat.

On the other hand, I may well be a Tofu loving XTCite vegetarian and where do I sign for this secret lentil club?

Not me! That sounds like a right old wet lettuce-faced dweeb. Give me a raw pigs liver any day and wrap it up in blood soaked entrails for good measure. Vegetarianism, pah!! I fart in its general direction.

That would keep everyone away.