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Bully for you, but she as sure hell irks me. Maybe it's good cop bad cop and you get the good cop.

You were hanging around in the wrong circles me thinks. ;)

You forgot making homosexuality illegal and giving women low paid jobs and while we're at it, why not go back to the sound notion of 'No blacks, no dogs, no Irish.'

Thing is, Ash, in the 70's it was okay to say nig nog and coon and Paki and to poke fun at poofs and use women as sex objects. Times have indeed changed.

Yeah, you sort of see past that.

And we know he's not using horse hair.

Weapons are cool aren't they? Surely great to be an ultimate one.

I wasn't. This was just past Asda on the London Road, going towards Willenhall and the Toll Bar junction. It was 40 and I was going about 38, if not even 40. It's a tiny stretch of dual carriageway, only about 20-30 yards or so. Two lanes merge into one. The car zipped in. It wasn't just a...

Went up to the airport at Baginton last night. Usually not out and about at all during rush hour, but there is seemingly this new universal trend of undertaking on little 15 yard bits of dual carriageway that then narrow back down to one lane. Always been done of course, but it appeared to now...

Errmm....guilty as charged. Once only though. My daughter was doing a show at the Belgrade and I sneakily filmed it on my phone and all the kids mum's were totally 100% for it going up on YouTube (it was going up as a private video with only the parents having the link), but one set of parents...

This is terrible news for snooker players who will now surely no longer be allowed to pot the black. Think the government is also in talks with chickens to try and get them to only lay 100% full yolk eggs with no egg white. I'm going to miss my lemon meringue pie.

As a kindly favour to the missus I suggested our daughter have a Russian name in order for her to retain a bit of Russian identity. Unfortunately my daughter now absolutely hates it. I always thought Boris was quite a decent name myself to be honest.

Much better episode last night. Much funnier I thought.

I still chuckle at the 'impress the lord mayor task.' Joe Wilkinson went out and bought him 6 cans of lager and 42 Calippo's. Brilliant.

Why, is she a black gay with a very large penis?

Back on topic...... my missus!! Our daughter has just joined the Air Cadets. First night tonight. She loved it and has brought forms to fill in. There's a standard consent form with a yes no RAF checklist to complete. Straight forwards you would think. Oh no...... Conversation went like this...

I wish Coventry City were joyless.

There's gaps at the back for the opposition to exploit?

No, but I do soapy tit wank the pony.

I thought diets were to make you slimmer. Am I missing a trick?