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  1. Otis

    All purpose cricket thread

    Don't like the D/L method at all. I know it's hard to find any system that really works, but last night I still had West Indies down as favourites. Just one more wicket would have changed everything.
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    Must Watch...

    1. She's f**king mental 2. There's absolutely no logic to her f**king mental-ness 3. Her f**king mental-ness knows no bounds 4. Everyday she surpasses her previous f**king mental state. 5. Did I mention she's f**king mental? My daughter has only just started air cadets, 3rd week coming up...
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    Anyway lads how is everyone

    I do believe you can, Dan. I saw a clip last year and it was some women outside being taken from behind. As both her hands were free she had a trowel in one hand and was tarmacking a drive.
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    All purpose cricket thread

    Can see wickets a tumbling now as the run rate grows. We were on top of it, but now it is starting to slip away a tad. Up to the plate steps Jos Buttler. Definitely has it in him to win this single handedly. But ........
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    points for promotion

    No, you do it on the cheeks of your arse and I'll just watch thanks.
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    Coventry city centre

    Must try it. And when you say 'a lot of Koreans' it wasn't a group of minders and one chubby fat bloke with a really dodgy haircut thumping the table was it?
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    points for promotion

    22 wins from 36 games? Piece of piss.
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    Happy Valley

    Seen the movie, not going to bother with the book. He's a clever chap though that Dickens fella isn't he. To imagine he wrote Consider Yourself, Oom Pah Pah and Food Glorious Food all those many years ago, way back in 1837. A man well ahead of his time.
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    Things that annoy you

    I let mine have pop now, but she only ever had water and fruit juice up to the age of about 10.
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    Must Watch...

    I do, but my wife sometimes reads this forum and I don't want her to know anything about it, so would appreciate it if you could keep it down while I'm keeping it up.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Crewe Alexandra Match Thread - Saturday 30th Sep

    A win. May be hard fought, may be we have to grind it out, but we are now looking imperious at home. Do we keep the same team, or do we find a place for McNulty back in the side? By all accounts DKE didn't have as strong an impact as Saturday. Will guess however, that MR will stick with the...
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    Must Watch...

    She makes me pay every day of my life.
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    Must Watch...

    If you're jumping up and down after having sex with MY wife you were clearly at the wrong house.
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    Must Watch...

    Not even after sex?
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    Swindon Highlights

    How on earth was that not even a foul on Biamou early on? Ridiculous.
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    Must Watch...

    That made me laugh so much. I get excited at games, but if my level of excitement is an 8.5 out of 10, that there's an 111,431 and a bit.
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    Hooray! Welcome to the 21st century

    And being able to pick up a prescription without having to ask the permission of your husband.
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    Match Thread Swindon Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 26th Sep

    This year all I am focusing in is how many points we need to be safe from being caught in the top 3.
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    Hooray! Welcome to the 21st century

    Saudi Arabia driving ban on women to be finally lifted - Saudi to lift driving ban on women
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