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It's as if Richard Keys is getting the Salman Rushdie treatment rather than people lightly mocking his sense of self-interest and promises that never came to pass.

Of course if they go down and he barely plays, people be all like 'that's what makes you rue that move'

His middle name is O'Leary, but he plays it down so as not to be associated with that mook. Insomnia and night terrors.

His favourite film is Weekend at Bernies 2, but he tells people it's La Haine.

I dress as a Polish girl and pretend I can't see this weirdo opposite perving at me.

Took you two minutes to go from NO INFORMATION to some information. You should really be applying this kind of rapid research to the medical world.

Something made up as bait.

If Bale was linked with us, talking about it would be fine. They're talking about building a new stadium, so talking about it is fine. Whether it ever comes to fruition or is just a threat/bargaining tool, it's still relevant.

Four types in that case, add those wearing tinfoil hats.

Gregor Rioch's on Sky's 92live thing around 5pm later today. No idea where they're speaking to him though, maybe just go to his house to play safe.

Matty's veering close to one of those Twitter lynch mob vigilantes who end up smashing a doctor's house up because they heard a paediatrician live there.

You're not sick, are you?

Call him Tim Fisher next.

Yeah! Hanging's too good for 'em!!!!!!!

You know what a hypothetical question is, right?

Hard to say. A reality where this ground is built and in place could be very different from what we know now.

Oh man. Fisher, his cronies, Leicester fans and WUMs?

There's absolutely nothing in there about 10000 spoons, so I've seen more ironic.