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  1. Otis

    What's happened to sandpaper ?

    Yup. Don't find much difference between the supposedly good quality ones and the cheap ones.
  2. Otis

    Death list 2017

    Oh right. Interesting. Can't remember where and when I saw it. Might have been late night on ITV many, many years ago.
  3. Otis

    piss smells

    Or maybe roll your trousers up and have a little paddle?
  4. Otis

    Death list 2017

    It was quite tame though wasn't it? I see you can still see Pretty Baby with a 12 year old Brooke Shields. Sure I saw it somewhere in Amazon Prime or Netflix lists. That's more risqué than this one isn't it? Can't really remember too much about it to be honest.
  5. Otis

    Death list 2017

    Yes, do remember that. Wasn't it a sort of Lolita lite kind of thing?
  6. Otis

    Two men kissing

    Errmm, are there such things as hot trannies? Whatever floats your boat I suppose. :)
  7. Otis

    Butts Park ruled out

    Can't say I blame them. We're a bit toxic aren't we.
  8. Otis

    Tranmere v Posh FA Cup

    Madison is the same player who completely faked being headbutted the last game out. Wasn't touched but was rolling around on the floor in agony clutching his face.
  9. Otis

    Netflix Originals.

    Never heard of it. Will give it a Google.
  10. Otis

    Ralph Little rips Jeremy Hunt on Twitter

    Surely even the most diehard Tory thoroughly detests him don't they?
  11. Otis

    Heading a football causes dementia and should be banned?

    Footballers: Too many headers 'can damage the brain' - Too many headers 'damage brain'
  12. Otis

    Heading a football causes dementia and should be banned?

    Think you're getting confused with electricity pylons.
  13. Otis

    What's happened to sandpaper ?

    Same with everything. Nothing lasts anymore. I wear shoes out in three months and the amount of times I've changed my batteries in my vibrator these past few months beggars belief.
  14. Otis

    What an amazing turn around in cultural habits

    Haven't had tea for 20 years either.
  15. Otis

    piss smells

    Nope, cos that would be dead weird, eating soggy crisps.
  16. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Don't you look like an idiot for being annoyed over what hands people hold their knives and forks in? If the thread was actually 'Petty annoyances' rather than 'Things that annoy you,' you might have more of a point. :)
  17. Otis

    piss smells

    I'm pretty sure there will be a website somewhere for Wee Whiffers.
  18. Otis

    Heading a football causes dementia and should be banned?

    Isn't it true though that every time you head a ball it kills brain cells? Sure I read that somewhere.
  19. Otis

    What an amazing turn around in cultural habits

    No. Not for more than 20 years. Was never, ever a drinker though. If I had beer, two pints would be my limit. I used to like brandy and lemonade, but would have 4 tops when I went out. As soon as I felt a little woozy I would stop and switch to soft drinks.
  20. Otis

    What an amazing turn around in cultural habits

    I said I would never get drunk again and never have. Didn't find it a problem at all to stop to be honest.
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