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I will probably watch the UK Championship Snooker. I hate snooker.

Yeah, I think less than 4,000.

I dreamt last night we lost 3-0. Got up, had a confused wander around and then went back to sleep and dreamt it ended up 3-1, with us scoring late on.

Wouldn't happen these days, not with so many being gay, lesbian, transsexual, asexual, gender fluid, agender, biphobic, demisexual, gender binary, bigender, gender non conforming, gender queer, gender variant or pansexual. I hear Guess Who have brought out a new version of their board game and...

In 50 years time the royal family will look like this. And that's just the women.

I'll probably get up for the toss and then fall asleep.

It is and that's how to met the missus.

At which point did I suggest it was all my own work? The Beeb came up with it and I just thought it was worth sharing.

Yep, been there. Ultimate humiliation.

Let us know if you want any advice, CJ. As I mentioned on another thread, my missus is from Volgograd and all her family live there. Her sister speaks excellent English.

Err, took me about 30 seconds typing it down off my TV screen. Beeb put it up. Didn't take me 15 mins at all.

Yet Wales beat Belgium.

True, but no goals.

Bottom line is he's a striker and he's not scoring. No-one would mind if he could chip in with a few, but he's not scoring at all.

Gulp!!! Anyone seen the potential routes for England? IF we were to win our group it could pan out as: COLOMBIA knock out Then BRAZIL in the quarter final FRANCE in the semi final GERMANY in the final Runner up could pan out as: POLAND knock out Then GERMANY in the quarter final...

Good thing is that Belgium is last and England might already be through by the time they play that game.

Okay, so Volgograd got England's opening game. My wife's family now can no longer get match tickets, but her sister is a tour guide and if anyone who is going wants any helps with hotels and sights and places to eat and drink just let me know. I am happy to pass on my sister in law's details...

I think our only hope is if he has very, very minor nose reconstruction surgery. That would keep him out of action for about three and a half years.

Yeah, scrape through to the quarter finals without at all being convincing. The fact it is Southgate in charge convinces me we won't pull up any trees and will be cautious.

Perspective | Cowboys entered playing ugly, then started ugly. But the Redskins were even uglier. Savage assessment right there. :(