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I think I know what my play off semi breakfast is gonna be. This feels like it'd counter all the good vibes I'll be imbibing 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺

Must be a gooden, if it's anything like their brown sauce that is

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Said the actress to the Bishop

Mike Ashley out

You say your not Johnson... I think you are.

Collin From Accounts is pretty funny on the iPlayer (i think!)

Never approach anyone in lycra ever in any circumstance

Yea just turn your brightness all the way up

You may be able to get ahead of the game and go into tesco and get them to get in touch with parkingeye or whatever shithouses enforce it. Then you shouldn't even get a ticket sent out

There is no grass in Nuneaton. Only litter and despair

Who knew we had so many fans in what I like to call the sheep shagger belt

It's the only thing the never disappoints, and it's generally shareable. I now want some delicious blue cheese and a wedge of brie 😪

Buy something for £50, then return it. Consumer rights to the rescue

Please stop fingering my missus you absolute rotter

I read cheeseboard. The best type of board, fact.

That's a crazy wage bill, you'd imagine that teams would build in relegation clauses to contacts to safeguard against this.

He'd work at West Ham I think, he is a bit similar to Antonio I think

That high! The graphic comparing the other top leagues show that the prem and bundesliga are fairly consistent in red cards season by season, spain, france and Italy are all over the shop.

What a melt.