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  1. Otis

    Red card offences

    Yeah. Anything like that, deliberate cheating, should be an instant red.
  2. Otis

    Death List 2018

    I preferred Department S to Jason King. Just think the team of characters really played off well together.
  3. Otis

    Otis Khan from Yeovil?

    Someone's won a shit load on Mecca Bingo and offered to buy the player for us.
  4. Otis

    Otis Khan from Yeovil?

    Just looked though and it says he's a midfielder. If that's true I can't see us getting yet another midfield player in.
  5. Otis

    Otis Khan from Yeovil?

    Definitely would like a fellow Otis here.
  6. Otis

    Death List 2018

    They never mentioned gross indecency on the Beeb this morning. Just said he found work hard to find after Jason King.
  7. Otis

    Death List 2018

    He couldn't be any more British if he tried.
  8. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    She's a bit of a MILF if you ask me.
  9. Otis

    Words fail me.

    Good on you.
  10. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Maybe you just have one of those faces.
  11. Otis

    Imminent?

    Or just one if it is Cumblast City. I reckon there it is about 25 litres per payload.
  12. Otis

    Words fail me.

    Of course I don't want to murder Mrs. Otis. I would very much like someone else to do it for me.
  13. Otis

    Imminent?

    Not so sure. I thought he kept firing blanks.
  14. Otis

    Aliens have surveyed Earth - now proven beyond reasonable doubt

    As he's the son of God and I don't believe in God, I always take his reptilian, paranoid dribble with a pinch of salt.
  15. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    Really nice to hear. You seemed all rather down not so long back, so glad it is all smiles and back on track once again.
  16. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    She wouldn't be seen dead at a football match. In actual fact, thinking about it, she would, cos if she turned up I would kill her.
  17. Otis

    Imminent?

    I reckon there was a slightly deaf person involved here and anytime anyone asked him anything he just came out with 'Come again?' And so they all did. Soon made a pint and in fact had some leftovers that they had to freeze for the royal family to use for future generations. That's why some are...
  18. Otis

    Film Thread 2018

    Has fabulous reviews. I really fancy it.
  19. Otis

    The worst gig you have ever been to...

    Rik Mayall stand up. He just thought that swearing for an hour and 45 minutes resulted in him being funny. It didn't. Don't think I have seen many bad gigs, apart from ones where I have gone to see acts that I haven't liked at all. Saw Bobby Brown and Soul II Soul and found both incredibly...
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