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If it's a team beginning with a B I reckon it is Brazil or Barcelona.

Sounds great, but would Raheem Sterling really fancy dropping down to League Two?

Not going to be great though for those then going up on a wet and windy Tuesday night down the line. Going to cut the following drastically.

What's for Father's Day, a pipe, tartan blanket and a packet of Werther's Originals?

Yeah, correct. Such a shame cos we could do with new players right now at this very moment, but it is indeed 2nd Jan, so we have two more game to go before any new players can play for us, unless of course, unattached.

I am a bit of one for sure. I do know there are pretty much only two places I truly like to be though. One is inside a vagina and the other is Pizza Hut.

I haven't looked at that yet, but was I one of them?

Yep. I have already written to Vernon Kay, Graham Norton and Taylor Swift for any suggestions.

Yes.

I worked in an office for 20 years and once had to go out for a pint of milk. Does that count?

If I was on the run from the police I'd be bashing into cars like yours.

If you had a car like mine you wouldn't mind it being bashed.

Not all pumps do 'pay at pump' though. Been many a time where I have been happy to pay at the pump, but there hasn't been the option to.

Yep, I think Duck may be off.

It makes me laugh. You will get drivers queuing up for a pump and I simply drive in behind them, go to a free pump and the pull the pump's hose round to the petrol cap side of the car. I just don't get it.

Much prefer his brother Gene anyway.

Yeah, but maybe they are talking in terms of next season.

You must have a very long lead for your kettle.

How many are we going to lose though in the opposite direction? Really hope we can hold on to our best players

Either that or choke on his own bile.