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why are paking spaces like girls at parties..... because if you get there late all the best ones are taken so when no ones looking you stick it in the disabled one

a fat bird served me me my food in macdonalds the other day she said sorry about the wait i said dont worry you fat bitch you will lose it

i went to a funeral yesterday with my new girlfriend it was the first time i had met her family fuck me there miserable basterds.......

a woman knocked my door collecting for the sperm bank...... i gave the bitch a right mouthful

i watched as the other woman inserted her fingers into my wife understandably i decicided to have a wank..... midwives eh no sense of humour at all..,........

piss off percie if you dont like it do one lad hahaha hope thats not your real name

yeah i told my employees and yeah they thought the same about me too:laugh::laugh: i got that on a text sent to me, ive got another terrible one for you just need to find out which phone it is on mate

i think the guy is a cod piece deffo thought he was better than he was

:laugh::laugh:good one smiley

thanks redsox:laugh::laugh: er i mean sorry just hope you aint got a new lap top

i feel very sneeky and bad for putting them pills in my grans dinner but if i ever got her pregnant:o

la la :D:D:D

heard george michael has written a new song about his time in the nick its called careless fister:o

yeah think i would find the little ginger twat cut of his head and then boil it in his own piss and then make bellamy eat it

i know think they should stick to there seal clubbing

princess:D:D

does the king have any songs yet?

maxpower go and boil your head in your own piss

one of me worst was deep impact just was,nt what i thought it was gonna be:o