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shagged a girl with a stutter last night.. i was lucky just managed to finish before she said no.......

i said to the mrs lets play chilean minors.... she said you want me to go down on your shaft till i reach the bottom........ i said no you can fuck off out my sight for 4 months

maybe some competions of some sort with prizes would be good maybe people could donate more games would be good,nick can you not put on old school track and field as it only requires 3 keys? maybe highlights of old games?

a man says to his wife,right you me and the dog are going fishing..... the wife replies i dont fuckin wanna go fishing,right he says you have 3 choices you can come fishing or give me a blow job or you can take one up the shitter the wife picks the blow job after a while she says im not being...

sorry to hear about your missing kitty,since your new to coventry i suggest you look in the bin

soembody takes some pics of the flag when its it out in full flow please.................................

one day 3 pensioners were sitting on a bench in the park when a flasher walked up and flashed 2 of them had a stroke the other was,nt quick enough

The teacher asks little johnny use the word definitely in a sentance.... johnny says miss do farts have lumps in them? the teacher says of course not johnny..... to which johnny replies well i have definitely shit my pants...........................

yeah sorry ive just looked back i had already done that one

I watched as the other woman inserted her fingers into my wife..... understandably i decided to have a wank midwives eh no sense of humour at all......

welcome back red sox

Dear chilean minors, 69 days? you fuckin bunch of lightweights.......... kind regards Elizabeth Fritzel

welcome to the site treacle:wave:

lol like that one

cheers andy mate

la la how do i upload the chants?

me too mate

hahaha nick i was getting pissed off with it but just got used to doing that final through ball and the goals are coming,la la la i will set it up tonight lad

that was a good one la la la

quality had for a couple of days now and only just started scoring and getting used to it gonna get pro evo as well