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It's a quadruple whammy. City win Wasps lose Cov win And No fooker was sitting in my seat at the Ricoh today (paused the TV to check). Always check despite the fact I can usually tell after a Wasps game cos my seat always smells of marinated olives and sandal leather.

You don't get 3 points in cup football, it's a straight knock out, stu.

A bit similar to a wagon jumper.

Exactly where I am with him, Johnny. If we can replace him, then great, if not, I think he is our best option for that position of target man (also helps in his favour that he's the only target man we have anyway too, mind).

I'm no expert, but I believe it is easier with Cheetos.

50% of them are brain-dead and the other 60% of them can't hear you because of their cauliflower ears. Oh and they can't add up either.

Maybe he was, but did we starve him of service?

Fook flying they give a don't. Rearrange these words into a coherent sentence.

My daughter's 13. I will get out my calculator and get back to you.

Mine was when my missus went to Russia for three weeks and the daughter and I partied like it was 1999.

There are indeed a number of much bigger clubs.

You will be known as Peter Couch from now on.

Okay. I did know it was a borough, as they mentioned it on 5Live yesterday, but didn't know Fylde itself was so small. No threat to the Citizens just yet then, eh!

Something nutty please.

Fylde has a population of 75,000, so bigger than Fleetwood and then some.

Might sound good at the mo, but in the grand scheme of things it's not going to sound too prestigious. Frames on other players' bedroom walls : Cup winners medals Player of the season awards League Titles International caps Frame on Ryan Haynes' bedroom wall "I once won two headers."

Well, Joy to pull out hers. Tim Fisher doesn't have any.

If they have it anywhere else it will be a dead giveaway as to where the new ground's going to be.