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whats the difference between a dead prostitute and a onion??????????????????????????? i cried when i chopped up the onion.......................................

got arrested today for wrapping my dick in the beano and wanking on the bus......... apparently this is not classed as comic relief...............

lmfao redsox. a 73 year old woman has been arrested at the chelsea flower show for streaking police haven given her a caution and she won first prize for best dried bush arrangment.....................................

zola poyet or curbishley would be good ive more chance of getting on the mrs nest than us getting o,neil so dont torment yourselfs either way they will do shit we have no money and we will just ruin there cred like we do to everyone else tell you what i would not manage the...

ray you are fuckin hypocrite and sisu you can get to fuck as well the guy had no money no loans we are already in the anual dogfight you twat whoever we get in we will ruin them as well

we are fucked.............................................

shocking..................................:D

seen a bloke on a tractor shouting that the world is gonna end told me mate who said dont worry he,s always doing that..... its just farmer geddon

yes the cet dont help with there shit articles again making it sound worse than it is, wish they would just get a grip and let the man concentrate on playing football instead of bringing more fuckin shit into his life,wanky fuckin club and a even fuckin wankier local rag,fuckers:mad:

here that tampax are changing there cord for tinsel just for the christmas period..............................

me too................

im going 3-0 or 4-0 us with king 2 and eastwood 15006 attendance

yeah agree make him captain take note westood

im from radford was a season ticket holder, cov through and through miss the old hood but been living in jersey now for 6 years and loving it still get to a few games a year but am 35 now and gonna retire soon,so will fly from jersey most weeks for the games and cannot fuckin wait,might even...

my mrs has just dumped me........ she said i was just way to kinky for her in the bedroom Nearly choked on her shit when she told me.....................................

sounds like my kind of site

dont know if its true but ive always been led to believe that the mud bloods shit in holes?

hahaha irish

WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS what they really mean.......................... ADVENTUROUS = slut ATHLETIC = no tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = annoying WILD = gets pissed easy BEAUTIFUL EYES =face like a robbers dog SEEKS NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR =ex husband is a fucking nutter NEW AGE = hairy with...

yeah i watched it as well the grabbing was pretty fucked up but the way these girls act is pretty fucked up as well with all there poses they seem to do along with the clothes and the way they dance and that guy swanly hahahahaha yeah these pikeys are fucked must be the fact that most are...