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So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?

You think, I finished with me last dwarf because she wouldn't go up on me.............

Heard dwarfs have really small willy,s Just a little tip

So what's a midget then?

Yeah think I nearly did as well for groping her when I was pissed, saying that i could be mistaken,might of been some bird who was about

I mean what is the point of spamming up the place with shit like this

Me pal text me yesterday and said we had james McFadden on trial but to be fair me pal is a bit of a nob and said he heard that in the pub

Yeah then end up getting one of the horrible bastards up the duff.................. Dam you cock

I hate to say it but I would have him back became a c**t in the end but let's be fair he knows where the goal is

Remember this man, shocking ,

Well said man, I mean I really do not care if people go or not it's up to them either way and which ever side of the fence your on that should be ok as well, It's all good

You never know mate strange a things happen, I mean who picks up a guide dogs shit??

Would rather have pittman

I had a random dream last night that we signed david goodwillie and he didn't score all season

Yeah just watched him getting his awards there, yeah would not be him!!!!!!

Where's Andrew driver these days?

Always sticking her fuckin nose in

Fisher leaves in a box would be better He certainly has first place on the list for me the smug c**t along with joey Essex,Gordon Strachan,Craig Bellamy,that woman from murder she wrote and the wheelchair bird from corrie. The cunts

Go and have wank or something lad ffs

I used to have auk passport but when it ran out I just got one here in jersey only just realised now I have a jersey passport I've had it for about 5 years now as well!! On another note it's going to be 27 degrees here tomorrow I can get on the beach in less then a minute and I've got me a day...