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  1. skybluedan

    Otis' open letter

    So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?
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    Otis' open letter

    You think, I finished with me last dwarf because she wouldn't go up on me.............
  3. skybluedan

    Otis' open letter

    Heard dwarfs have really small willy,s Just a little tip
  4. skybluedan

    Otis' open letter

    So what's a midget then?
  5. skybluedan

    Lady Godiva

    Yeah think I nearly did as well for groping her when I was pissed, saying that i could be mistaken,might of been some bird who was about
  6. skybluedan

    Farid El Alagui signs

    I mean what is the point of spamming up the place with shit like this
  7. skybluedan

    2 Strikers Currently On Trial?

    Me pal text me yesterday and said we had james McFadden on trial but to be fair me pal is a bit of a nob and said he heard that in the pub
  8. skybluedan

    Leon Clarke going back to Scunthorpe

    Yeah then end up getting one of the horrible bastards up the duff.................. Dam you cock
  9. skybluedan

    Leon Clarke going back to Scunthorpe

    I hate to say it but I would have him back became a c**t in the end but let's be fair he knows where the goal is
  10. skybluedan

    I love the sound of breaking glass

    Remember this man, shocking ,
  11. skybluedan

    I'm Seriously Annoyed

    Well said man, I mean I really do not care if people go or not it's up to them either way and which ever side of the fence your on that should be ok as well, It's all good
  12. skybluedan

    Telegraph Comment #bringCityhome

    You never know mate strange a things happen, I mean who picks up a guide dogs shit??
  13. skybluedan

    James mcquoid next ?

    Would rather have pittman
  14. skybluedan

    New Signings

    I had a random dream last night that we signed david goodwillie and he didn't score all season
  15. skybluedan

    2nd winger to sign tomorrow

    Yeah just watched him getting his awards there, yeah would not be him!!!!!!
  16. skybluedan

    2nd winger to sign tomorrow

    Where's Andrew driver these days?
  17. skybluedan

    Fisher leaves by mutual consent

    Always sticking her fuckin nose in
  18. skybluedan

    Fisher leaves by mutual consent

    Fisher leaves in a box would be better He certainly has first place on the list for me the smug c**t along with joey Essex,Gordon Strachan,Craig Bellamy,that woman from murder she wrote and the wheelchair bird from corrie. The cunts
  19. skybluedan

    New striker

    Go and have wank or something lad ffs
  20. skybluedan

    Ross Allen

    I used to have auk passport but when it ran out I just got one here in jersey only just realised now I have a jersey passport I've had it for about 5 years now as well!! On another note it's going to be 27 degrees here tomorrow I can get on the beach in less then a minute and I've got me a day...
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