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i would not trust sp to spend any money on players if we had it,think his majority of signings are shocking and if he carries on with this bollocks formation then he will take us down, come Xmas if we are still in this same position then they will have to get rid

He Carrys on with this shit formation I will dig the fucker for him with my dick

You can't polish a turd mate

Spot on mate

yeah but they probably had good freebies and loans stu do we?

Formation is utter shit, sp is really starting to piss me off, it don't work mate fuckin change it you stubborn fuck

You don't spend any money and use freebies and loans it's always gonna be wank

Apart from my first shag bein a sofa.......I also banged one of me exs mums while my ex was in hospital tbf proud of that one, I also had started seeing a bird and it was gonna be our first shag so I was doing the usual having a wank before on the sly so I would last longer in the toilet in the...

Corner settees are just not my type mate...........

Bronson is quality,ain't he the new mad max as well?

The only thing I can think of as a plus with a bendy nob is I could shag round corners........

Well I've got a confession on the very rare occasion I take the Mrs shih tzu for a walk I only pretend to pick up the little fuckers shit (put the bag on me hand bend down and everything). And another thing in the last 3 years I've started to get a bend in me nob and I'm too embarrassed to go to...

You know thinking about it maybe that's why I get bad knees now

Would just be my luck as well happy with my new family and a little faux leather chair turning up on me doorstep and calling me dad..................

bet ive got loads of little arm chairs running about I dont know about

In hindsight probably should not have admitted it on here,if the police are ever looking for a man committing lewd acts in ikea or dfs I'm fucked

Tell you what Otis dude you are one funny fucker........

Think it would have been the only sofa in the world to have a dick groove and not a butt groove haha

Would just like to say no sofas were harmed in the process

fuckin quality mate..............