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Last time I was in a band I got myself a stalker. A super fan who had my name printed on a tshirt and who kept sending me love letters. Very scary, but after a few months he just stopped and apparently had gone and joined the navy.

Funnily enough, for the first time this season the steward on the gate today saw me get my card out my wallet and immediately said 'Fine, it's a season ticket' without even looking at it.

Yeah, mine says Mr. P. Pot on mine. So definitely a Mr or Mrs scenario. You may be okay in about 10 years time where there is no such thing as a boy or a girl, but for now, unless you wish to wear a wig every game, I think you have no chance.

That is awful. Really dreadful. You could permanently disable someone with a tackle like that. Disgraceful. :(

Only cos you kept blowing and blowing and nowt came out.

No photos. My card gets checked every single game though.

Yep, definitely assumed 3pts. Just not sure who too yet.

Bring it round I'm sure the missus will be well impressed.

Exbloodyxactly.

Is that because they were crap? I had a band we we never sold any singles either. ;)

Only the good ones. Skipped all the crappy stuff.

The son of Mr. Willsonnnnnnn!!!!

The Vengaboys? Right Said Fred? Gilbert O'Sullivan?

Not really when it's all your missus talks about all the time.

Dogs that suddenly drag behind you when you are walking them. They are nearly always in front of you, but sometimes they will lag behind and sometimes they suddenly stop and you carrying on walking and you feel this tremendous dead stop tug on your lead. I hate that and it does really annoy me...

Went in the Top Spot once. For a nightclub even in those days it was ridiculously cheap. 50p to get in. Park Lane or whatever it was called those days was at least £5-£6.

If it's off we need to blame the Lincolnshire constabulary.

Can see him maybe coming out for the pre-match warm up with the squad, but would be surprised to see him on the bench. Maybe a U23 game on Monday or whenever it is to judge his sharpness. This is the City though, so you never know.

Are the Sour Grapes the support act? The Sour Grapes Band