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Brilliant. I always thought it was impossible to make Alan Partridge more funny than it already was. Thank you MHancock.

I’d imagine he’s still in too much of a state of bemusement to be angry about it yet.

Meanwhile a woman who has the ability to put her own hand on her own hip confuses a brexiteer.

That Parkour video he did doesn’t look so bad now. Every cloud.

I have to say. Last time I acted that clumsily while trying to show effection to the opposite sex I was in high school. The most embarrassing thing about that video for MHancock is his obvious inexperience with women being in plane site. He probably thinks a G spot is somewhere with good WiFi...

Happily married for 20 years next year. Still madly in love, my wife is smoking and truly the best person in the world. You’re comparing me to a guy who feels his wife isn’t enough for him. What exactly do I have to be jealous off? A loveless marriage? A need to feel wanted? No respect for my...

Remember when Sean Walsh got voted of Strictly for kissing his dance partner. How fucked is society when a “comedian” kissing a co-worker causes more outrage than a comedian of a health minister for doing the same. Social distancing isn’t even a prerequisite for strictly

You mean aside from the fact he’s admitted it given he couldn’t deny it because of the very clear evidence by way of a still from a CCTV camera.

If you had have said that on here last April you would been hit with a chorus of “would you rather live in Italy” from the resident plebs.

An affair will probably help him win back the red wall. They seem to like a lying cheat.

Didn’t MHancock want the police involved when Ferguson got caught out?

Remember when Diane Abbot drank a mojito on a train and the “woke” press went ape shit forcing her to publicly apologise. How times change.

Age seemed to have an effect for me. Had a big appetite my entire life but until I was approaching 30 was a right skinny fucker who couldn’t put weight on. All of a sudden I gained a little weight. Did nothing different, same job, same activity levels, same portion sizes, same appetite and if...

Hold on. You’re saying that MHancock, that’s MHancock the weaselled faced horrible c**t, has actually managed to find 3 women willing to go to bed with him?

Like I said. They’re working with the relevant authorities. If fat camp was a workable option it already would have happened. Straight into the foster care system?

So what if they have 4 kids and 3 of them are perfectly healthy and fit but one has mental health issues and uses eating as a coping method. They’re responsible parents who are working with their GP, CHAMS etc to help their child? Still straight into the foster care system?

Two points One. It’s her husband I feel most sorry for. He must be thinking how awful am I that my wife considers MHancock a better option. Some deep personal reflection going on there. Two. How can Boris sack him with his track record. All that will happen is this will get played down and...