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Yep, welcome to Los DaleVegas.

I know all about that to my peril. It was Stalingrad and of course that's exactly where my missus is from. That is how I met my wife.

Brilliant! True gentleman, MMJ and a man after my own heart.

What's it twinned with, Dudley?

Let's edit that, eh. He could run quite fast. There you go.

Yeah!! And, does Brum have a Birmingham God cake? Nope! And has any woman in Birmingham apart from on a Saturday night, rode round the town centre naked on a horse? Thought not. Is there a Birmingham Carol? Did Groucho Marx sing a song about some Brummie bint? Nope.

I'm more than fairly optimistic. I think we can make it all the way to the Premier. Fingers crossed anyway.

Oh bum, you've just set off the Mogga alarm.

Yeah, but ringfenced and the way the Premier is just dominated by a handful of teams at the mo. Bloody thing needs a shake up. Never say never, right.

Ha!! So true, Rev.

His opponent sounds like a Beach Boys record.

Kinky!

I'm changing the locks.

And if you don't want proper counseling, come on here and hear people talk rot! We're always here for you, Pipkin

Where did I say ever? Point me in the direction, cos I don't recall saying that. Wummer!!

Err.... virtual alcohol, right?

It's baffling me a bit.

Trust you to play the Race card.

Did you make the play-off final, Pipkin? Just wonder if that deflected your thoughts, even if just for one day.

He is indeed a WUM. Always takes something you say and twists it and misquotes you, the little tike. He's just started pretty early this time round.