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Rocky and the Elephant Man? Not seen that one. Does the Elephant Man's face end up looking the way it does because it has been pummelled to death by Sylvester Stallone?

So important we bag the 3 points on Friday.

Did you put 'pour' instead of 'poor' because we have been leaking a few goals lately?

I think they should be fine. Chesterfield would have to win all 4 of their remaining matches and Barnet would have to win all 3 of theirs, while Morecambe lose all of their last 3. In saying that though, Morecambe do still have to play Barnet. Basically, Morecambe would need just a draw from...

100% guess. ;)

Would ideally like to see us going into that game ahead of them in the table, so a win for us on Friday and defeat or draw for Lincoln against Colchester on Saturday.

Or a ruptured fetlock.

Hopefully it is a torn cellulite injury.

Bit early isn't it? Geez, they're keen.

And Yeovil too. Keep Accrington keen. They still have to face both Wycombe and Lincoln yet.

Not too sure. Last three games are Sheff Utd, QPR and then Fulham on the final day.

He doesn't need to push. He can just stand still and let players bounce off him.

Word is that Wycombe were very lucky to win at Yeovil on Saturday and that Yeovil should have won the game.

There's not much to complain about. Won't stop people complaining about it though.

She actually said she didn't understand it at all.

I actually tried to explain the playoffs to her yesterday, but I just got a glazed expression on her face. Explained it 3 times, but she still didn't get it.

Ha! She actually said to me just two hours ago 'Do you think the British will block me travelling to Russia?' I said 'No chance .........though they might try and stop you trying to get back in again.'

It wasn't raspberry, it was elderflower, dandelion and wee.

She has an appointment at the Russian embassy. I think it's to receive her next mission dossier.

Yeah, stabbing all 4 is definitely less silly than stabbing just 1. Can then blame Isis or Russian spies, or one of my ex girlfriends.