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Let's hope you're not doing the bridegroom speech at the time.

If what you wrote made sense you wouldn't be posting on here.

Three Legs?

We have a hunky carpenter coming round today, so I am fully expecting my wife to get very wet too.

I'll make sure I pass that on.

We all dress like this and it will look like an advert for Burton's.

Knowing my luck I'd get Herpes.

Yep, that works. Cheers!

Will give it a go.

For that comment alone I hope there's a hole in the bloody roof!

Wow! And you were only 42 at the time.

Nope. Same message, saying it is BBC content and not available to view in my country.

Someone once gave me £100 of theatre vouchers for helping them out. That was pretty cool. People offer me money, but I usually turn it down.

Yeah, I know, Houch. Shitty life you had back then.

On the other hand I might have conjured up a pointy one and they weren't too bothered how they used them back then.

Oh and cars. Absolutely useless past putting some oil in. Basically, anything manly. I can bake you a mean Victoria sponge though and write a song about you.

Same. Haven't ever manged to put up a straight shelf yet. Anyone comes round and I make out it's art and deliberate. My two worst subjects at school were woodwork and metalwork. Even got threatened with the cane for being so crap. I am really, really artistic, but it is mainly my mind and...

Not heard anything at all. Loads of my daughter's friends live right by there.

Sounds right, but then in some tasks it's snowing and they have coats on and others they are without coats and it seems a lot warmer season.

Yeah, for sure. My mistake on that one. Of course the studio stuff is filmed completely separately and almost certainly months after. Think you can tell it is months after, because at times the contestants forget about the tasks when they are brought up in conversation.