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Yeah. They do have really hard drugs in Asia don't they and you never quite know what you are smoking.

Just dropped the missus off at work and saw three ducks just sitting outside Wetherspoons on the grass, surrounded by empty beer bottles. Then, as soon as I started my journey back I saw a fox just nonchalantly stroll across a foot bridge.

Not really. He's dead.

Yeah. We parked in Styvechale Avenue with no problems at all and it's just a 2 minute walk to the park. Numpties!!

Yeah, saw the trophy too, though no-one was admiring it. Stall was bereft of all members of the public.

I'm gutted. It's there in black and white. Or red and white at least.

Either that or put all your clocks way forward so that that you can wake her up at '9 am' on her birthday and spend the entire day with her. Let her go to bed for the night at the end of the day, let her fall asleep and then you can still go to game, as in reality it will really only be about 5pm.

Yup.

Yeah, it's a great plan. Well, it would be if away goals counted.

What a faker. How on earth did he conjure up all those fake saves and be able to make them look so real?

Oh dear. Didn't you kind of fear that anyway? Would she not settle for making Sunday her birthday instead? Just ask to delay it for one day and see if you can treat Sunday as her birthday as a one off (or until City have another big game).

That's you and half the team then.

Big shock for lots of motorists today. Traffic wardens were putting tickets on a whole stream of cars alongside the Memorial Park. Must have seen 30-40 tickets at least and they were still working their way up.

Err....Earlsdon Festival was on today and there is a funfair at the Memorial Park. We have only just come back now, having been occupied and entertained for 5 hours or so

Thing is, Shipley can put a good delivery in. He's done it on numerous occasions. Why his dead ball deliveries have been so bad of late is anyone's guess. And, don't you see the irony in saying they are the most physical side in the league, but then wanting to play Reid, who is renowned for...

Right, great, thanks for that. Now do one for League One!! ;)

It's really tough for me because my brother worked with him and I have met him. He's a really decent bloke. Hate to see him ripped apart, but then at the same time I cannot do anything other than admit to his post match interviews being really inane and a bit embarrassing.

I think he means proper football matches.

Which one's which?

I'm a bit like that, but I have trouble trying to stand up and have a pint after 5 or 6 penises.