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Still prefer 'Mary Berry plays drums for Rick Astley at Camp Bestival'.

- Managers to receive red and yellow cards for misconduct in 2018-19 Warnings in the Premier, but red and yellows cards for managers in the Football League.

Best lock it first, mind.

Yep, he WAS about 50, but is now working backwards, so is about 37 at the moment.

After they've remembered we had a game on.

Yeah, but weren't they dogs?

We've got no replacement striker, everything is very dark and upsetting and we've got zero chance. Zilch, nowt, none. 0-7. We are going down. Probably best to just relegate us now and excuse us from the season. Woe is me.

All the negheads and doom and gloomers on here. We haven't even kicked a ball in anger yet and it's all wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Oh, yeah, I remember that. Famous old story. They took them out of the wrappers, all shoved them up their arses, put them back in the wrappers again and then threw them into our end. Luckily I had brought a packed lunch.

Surely his contract won't be that long will it? Must have an awful lot of clauses and caveats in it if it's that big.

Next door to a polce station and it's got a tracker.

I leave our lounge window open all night, every night when it's warm. We do have blinds though and it is only a horizontal top window.

What about impersonally?

I've heard we may be interested in this Conor Chaplin fella. Any truth in it? Anyone heard anything at all? Quick smash and grab job under the radar perhaps?

I am incredibly positive about the new season. Would not be at all surprised if we don't do really well and am totally not expecting us to be anywhere near the bottom of the table.

I'm pretty sure I'd have that the other way round and put Burge in goal rather than up front to be honest.

Yeah, the Burges. The old Co-op is going to house SteakHouse and a new cafe bar. Think the Botanist caused quite a stir on here when announced, what with its eating from a trowel or plant pot! ;)

Comes with a spanner? You got the salesman thrown in too then?

Don't be ridiculous. That's my pic straight after I'd done my 11+.