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Excellent!! We need to cut and paste the comment about Clinton Morrison being wrong and that City 'went for it and Morecambe weathered the storm' and post it on the Sunderland site.

Yeah, then there's the part-part wankers and the wannabe wankers, not forgetting the overly excessive wanking wankers.

If you could repeat all of that again, Shmmeee, but this time in English, I'd be most grateful.

I also recall going to a house party a few years back. It was quite a small affair and quite a laid-back one too. All was going quite serenely when suddenly we heard a commotion outside. Someone was shouting and seemingly having a row with someone in the garden. I said I would check it out...

Yeah, the complete ones are the worst.

I am so chilled it's not true. I see this now as a bonus, having made the playoffs, so am going into the game without apprehension or fear or expectation. Whatever will be will be. *We're going to Wemberley.

We went to a restaurant once and when we looked at the dessert menu following our meal it read something like this. New York Vanilla Cheescake (may contain nuts) Strawberry Gateau with Chantilly Cream (may contain nuts) Raspberry Rum Baba (may contain nuts) Fruit Strudel and Custard (may...

Eakin does get the players constantly mixed up though. Say it's Kelly when in fact it's Bayliss etc.

We had Jones, but didn't have Bayliss.

Yeah, more plentiful and stronger smelling too I'm sure. Three blokes walked past us in the Memorial Park yesterday and the smell was SO strong. Really stuck at the back of my throat. Not keen on the smell anyway, but when it's that pungent it's almost nauseating.

It looked legal to be honest and he was wearing a helmet. Doesn't mean he has to behave like one though.

He was going like the clappers, so must have had his hand down on the throttle all the way. Not so sure that saves fuel to be honest.

Absolutely no doubt whatsoever that if he have had to brake he wouldn't have been able to. Never seen owt like that before. Madness.

No, he had obviously slipped into that position by accident, which would clearly have to be his defence during the trial following his killing of someone.

Yeah, that's what happens when you pay for things.

The idiocy of some people is staggering. Just seen a lad on a motorbike riding down Keresley Road and he was in exactly THIS position, albeit, clothed. And he was going very fast too. Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it.

Baguette today. Quorn ham, black olives, walnuts, red onion, yellow pepper and a bit of mayonnaise. Swishing it all down with a mango, papaya, banana and blueberry smoothie. Lovely.

Weirdly enough, I am quite the opposite. We got to the playoffs, so mission accomplished there on that one and now it could well prove to be a bit of a lottery, so I am well chilled out about it all. Feeling really relaxed. Not going to get too sad if we don't make it and will now only be...

I recall many years ago, I was at work and my boss sent me out to pick up a load of keys that had been cut by a little hardware store just down the road. So, went in and this bloke was at the counter. He must have been in his 50's at least and I said I had come to pick up a load of keys. He...

Yep. I singled out those same three players as well.